Turn Off AI Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt

🤖 Turn Off AI Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt: Just Unplug It… What Could Go Wrong? 🔌🔥

Product Description:

The Turn Off AI Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt is your battle armor for the age of digital doom. Featuring a man’s hand unplugging an outlet with the phrase, “Honey, can you turn off the AI?”, this tee is a hilariously bleak take on how humanity’s plan for survival is… well, to yank a power cord and hope for the best.

Made from 100% preshrunk cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and perfect for those long nights contemplating how we let our thermostats get smarter than us. Great for tech skeptics, dystopian dreamers, and anyone who’s one Wi-Fi outage away from losing it.

Wear this if you:

✅ Think pulling the plug is the official plan for the robot uprising
✅ Trust tech about as far as you can throw a Tesla
✅ Know the singularity is inevitable, but at least you’ll look ironic when it happens

Features (Built for Maximum Paranoia 🔌🤖🔥):

✔ 100% Cotton Preshrunk – Soft enough for deep existential dread.
✔ 5.3 oz/yd² Fabric Weight – Mid-weight, like the burden of knowing the machines are watching.
✔ Neck Ribbing & Side Seamed – Holds its shape, even when your sanity doesn’t.
✔ Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape & Double Needle Hems – Reinforced for those awkward “Was that Alexa?” moments.

This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s your uniform for the final chapter of humanity’s tech experiment. Wear it, unplug everything, and pray the AI doesn’t have a backup battery. 🔌🤖🔥

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.