Mikey Yaw
Trendy Lobster Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt
🦞 TOO COOL FOR THE BOIL ☕ Trendy Lobster Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt
Product Description:
Meet the Trendy Lobster Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt —the ocean’s most fashion-forward crustacean, rocking hipster-approved layers, thick-rimmed glasses, and a look of ironic detachment. He was sustainable before it was cool, he only drinks locally roasted seaweed espresso, and yes, he had that band on his playlist way before you did.
Is he a symbol of gentrification? A warning about overpriced oat milk? A deep commentary on the absurdity of modern fashion trends? Maybe. Or maybe he’s just a lobster with excellent taste. Either way, this shirt is giving artisanal, farm-to-table, handmade-in-Brooklyn energy—and we love it.
Wear this if you:
✅ Can confidently say you’d survive in both a dive bar and a lobster tank
✅ Think “buttery” applies to your wardrobe as much as your snacks
✅ Love a T-shirt that’s part crustacean, part conversation starter
FEATURES (BECAUSE EVEN LOBSTERS DESERVE QUALITY):
✔ 100% Cotton Pre-Shrunk – Soft, breathable, and won’t shrink like his indie cred after selling out.
✔ 5.3 oz/yd² Fabric – Lightweight but sturdy—perfect for layering under a vintage denim jacket.
✔ Neck Ribbing – Keeps its shape, unlike your favorite underground coffee shop that went corporate.
✔ Side-Seamed, Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape – Reinforced, because trends fade but good design lasts.
✔ Double Needle Hems – Stitched with precision, like a carefully curated vinyl collection.
Spring/Summer 2025 is all about effortless cool—and no one pulls it off better than this lobster.
👉 Get yours now—before he moves to a new, more “authentic” neighborhood.
We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.
Short Sleeve Size Chart
| Measurement | SML | MED | LRG | XLG | 2XL | 3XL |
| Body Width (inches) | 18-1/2 | 20-1/2 | 22-1/4 | 24 | 25-1/4 | 26-3/4 |
| Body Length (inches) | 28 | 29-1/2 | 31 | 32-1/4 | 33 | 33 |
Product information
Orders are usually produced in about a week, with an additional week of shipping time. Average time from order to delivery is 7-10 business days. However, this may vary based on seasonal demands, shipping company, and your geographic location.
Upon shipment of your order, you will receive tracking information.
Should there be an issue with receiving your order, please refer to our return policy for more information.
International orders normally arrive within 2-4 weeks of shipping. Please note that these orders need to pass through the customs office in your country before they will be released for final delivery, which can occasionally cause additional delays. Once an order leaves our warehouse, carrier shipping delays may occur due to factors outside our control. We, unfortunately, can’t control how quickly an order arrives once it has left our warehouse. Contacting the carrier is the best way to get more insight into your package’s location and estimated delivery date.
