The Wasp Staple Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Product Description:

The Wasp Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt is a satirical masterpiece in passive-aggression, wealth, and the fine art of looking effortlessly superior. Featuring a socialite under a hair dryer, lips pursed, cigarette in hand, plotting her next move (or just judging yours), this design encapsulates the unshakable, martini-fueled power of generational wealth and unspoken rules.

Inspired by an actual glimpse into a high-end salon where a lineup of WASP-y women sat in hair dryers like they were monarchs waiting to be crowned, this tee is a love letter to quiet condescension and the absurdity of country club politics.

Made from 100% preshrunk cotton, this tee is comfortable, durable, and just structured enough to give off an air of polite disinterest.

Wear this if you:

✅ Think emotional repression is an Olympic sport
✅ Know how to weaponize a polite smile
✅ Have never used the phrase “new money” as a compliment

Features (Classic, Chic, and Unapologetically Exclusive 🐝💅):

✔ 100% Cotton Preshrunk – Soft enough for lounging, structured enough for silent judgment.
✔ 5.3 oz/yd² Fabric Weight – Strong, like an airtight prenup.
✔ Neck Ribbing & Side Seamed – Holds its shape, unlike a scandal-free reputation.
✔ Double Needle Hems – Built to last, unlike your first marriage.

This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a wearable social hierarchy. Wear it, own it, and don’t forget to RSVP. 🍸✨

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.