The Wasp Long Sleeve T-Shirt

🐝💅 The Wasp Long Sleeve T-Shirt: Old Money, New Drama 🍸✨

Product Description:

The Wasp Long Sleeve T-Shirt is a perfectly manicured, passive-aggressive middle finger to a world where trust funds thrive and emotions are for the underpaid. Featuring a socialite under a hair dryer, lips pursed, cigarette in hand, probably judging your life choices, this design is a tribute to generational wealth, excessive brunching, and the art of making condescension look classy.

Inspired by an actual moment of peering into a salon in a bougie, waspy neighborhood, this shirt immortalizes the aesthetic of polite repression and perfectly curated façades. Because when your biggest struggle is a bad blowout, must be nice.

Made from 100% combed and ringspun cotton, this long sleeve tee is soft, breathable, and just fitted enough to make it look effortless.

Wear this if you:

✅ Know a “summer home” is a necessity, not a luxury
✅ Have perfected the art of subtle shade and strategic philanthropy
✅ Secretly love a good scandal—so long as it doesn’t involve your family name

Features (Crisp, Elegant, and Utterly Unbothered 🐝💅):

✔ 100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton – As soft as whispered gossip.
✔ Sideseamed for a Better Fit – Flattering enough for a garden party.
✔ Neck Taped for Durability – Built to last, unlike that new money crowd.
✔ Made in the USA – Because anything else would be uncivilized.

This isn’t just a long sleeve tee—it’s a tribute to the subtle savagery of high society. Wear it, own it, and try not to spill the martini. 🍸✨

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.