The Puppeteer Long Sleeve T-Shirt

🎭 The Puppeteer Long Sleeve T-Shirt: Who’s Really in Control? 💰

Product Description:

The Puppeteer Long Sleeve T-Shirt is your wearable wake-up call. Featuring a bold black, red, and white illustration of a sinister bobblehead man with dollar signs for eyes and a power-hungry grin, it reminds you who’s really pulling the strings. His puppets? Pure cash. His long red tie? Probably hiding more secrets than we’ll ever know. Made from breathable mid-weight fabric with a relaxed fit, this shirt is soft, comfortable, and ready for your next act of rebellion. Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage—because not everything in life needs to shrink.

Features (Because This Puppet Show Has Standards 🎬):
✔ Relaxed Fit and Soft Fabric – Comfort for when the world feels a little too tight.
✔ Breathable, Mid-Weight (5.3 oz, 28-Singles) – Stays cool, even when the system is overheating.
✔ Neck Ribbing & Side Seamed – Details that hold it all together—unlike society.
✔ Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape & Double Needle Hems – Built for durability, because this shirt needs to outlast the chaos.
✔ Preshrunk to Minimize Shrinkage – We control this part. The rest? Not so much.

This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a statement. Who’s pulling your strings? Wear it and let them know you see it all. 💥

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.