The Elusive NYC Flying F*** Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt

🐦⬛ NYC Elusive Flying F* Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt: Get Outta Here??!!!

New York doesn’t give a flying f*ck. Unless, of course, you spot one midair.

Our NYC Elusive Flying F*** Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt captures a sacred city moment: a man in Central Park looking up, only to see the that elusive bird—wings out, soaring overhead, with FCK* boldly written across it. It’s just another day in the five boroughs.

This tee is a love letter to the city’s unapologetic energy—where profanity is punctuation, eye contact is sport, and sarcasm is currency. It’s loud. It’s bold. It’s exactly what you wear when you’ve officially run out of patience and want to look good while doing it.

Features:

• 100% combed cotton soft enough to soothe your inner rage.
• Sharp, vibrant print of the most majestic bird to ever flip the city off.
• Retail fit for subway riders, stoop sitters, and sidewalk philosophers.
• Designed to fly off the shelves like a curse word in traffic.

Wear This If You:

• Think cursing is an art form—and NYC is the museum.
• Have given or received a flying f*ck today.
• Know that sarcasm is a native language and Central Park is sacred ground.

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces—usually 7–10 business days—but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.