Starfish Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt

🌊 Starfish Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt: Underwater Couture for the Apocalypse 🧥🔥

Product Description:

The Starfish Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt is sea-life fashion meets dystopian reality. Featuring a starfish rocking a zipped-up wetsuit, this tee is equal parts ridiculous and tragically on point. In today’s world, even starfish need extra layers—because nothing’s safe anymore, not even the ocean.

Soft, breathable, and made from 100% preshrunk cotton, it’s perfect for casual strolls on doomed shorelines or starting a new underwater fashion trend. Think of it as high-seas fashion for a low-tide future.

Is it absurd? Absolutely. Is it also a warning? You bet.

Wear this if you:

✅ Think even starfish deserve a little fashion-forward protection
✅ Wonder how long it’ll be before dolphins start living in bubbles like the bubble boy.
✅ Believe the future of fashion is survival gear

Features (Aquatic Apocalypse Chic 🌊🔥):

✔ 100% Cotton Preshrunk – Soft like ocean breezes (from the old days), tough like sea creatures trying to survive climate collapse.
✔ 5.3 oz/yd² Fabric Weight – Mid-weight for staying cool while everything heats up.
✔ Neck Ribbing & Side Seamed – Holds its shape better than shrinking polar ice caps.
✔ Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape & Double Needle Hems – Reinforced for the rising tides and sinking hope.

This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a stylish reminder that even sea creatures are gearing up for the future we created. Wear it, raise a brow, and remember: fashion is fleeting, but rising sea levels are forever. 🌊🔥

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.