Mikey Yaw
Spy Balloon Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt
Spy Balloon Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt: Surveillance Chic Is So Hot Right Now 🌎👀
Nothing says world peace quite like a giant spy balloon casually floating across the desert, armed with more surveillance gear than your ex on social media. The Spy Balloon Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt is a front-row seat to the political circus, where paranoid leaders spend billions on spying while ignoring, oh, I don’t know—actual problems like melting ice caps and oceans full of plastic. Why collaborate when you can hover ominously?
Forget unity and progress; we’re living in a world where pointing fingers is more important than saving the planet. But hey, at least they can tell what’s in your Amazon cart from 100,000 feet.
Wear This If You:
🎈 Like your political commentary served with a side of sarcasm.
📡 Are suspicious of anything that hovers too long without saying hello.
🌎 Think global collaboration is a cool idea we’ll never actually get around to.
📷 Always assume you’re being watched anyway.
Features:
- 100% Combed and Ringspun Cotton, softer than politicians’ broken promises.
- Side-Seamed for a Modern Fit, because looking good is your real surveillance defense.
- Made in the USA, unlike most of the things being monitored.
- Preshrunk, unlike global diplomacy.
We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.
Short Sleeve Size Chart
| Measurement | SML | MED | LRG | XLG | 2XL | 3XL |
| Body Width (inches) | 18-1/2 | 20-1/2 | 22-1/4 | 24 | 25-1/4 | 26-3/4 |
| Body Length (inches) | 28 | 29-1/2 | 31 | 32-1/4 | 33 | 33 |
Product information
Orders are usually produced in about a week, with an additional week of shipping time. Average time from order to delivery is 7-10 business days. However, this may vary based on seasonal demands, shipping company, and your geographic location.
Upon shipment of your order, you will receive tracking information.
Should there be an issue with receiving your order, please refer to our return policy for more information.
International orders normally arrive within 2-4 weeks of shipping. Please note that these orders need to pass through the customs office in your country before they will be released for final delivery, which can occasionally cause additional delays. Once an order leaves our warehouse, carrier shipping delays may occur due to factors outside our control. We, unfortunately, can’t control how quickly an order arrives once it has left our warehouse. Contacting the carrier is the best way to get more insight into your package’s location and estimated delivery date.
Please see Return Policy for information on returns.
