Mikey Yaw
Privileged Hatch Premium Heavyweight Non-Hooded Sweatshirt
🥚 Privileged Hatch Premium Heavyweight Non-Hooded Sweatshirt: Born in a Shell of Luxury 💎🔥
Product Description:
The Privileged Hatch Premium Heavyweight Non-Hooded Sweatshirt is a darkly funny commentary on privilege, wrapped in soft cotton and brutal honesty. Featuring a brown egg with a cracked shell and a perfectly manicured hand reaching out—dripping in diamonds, this sweatshirt is here to spark conversations and raise eyebrows (because some things are just handed to you).
Crafted from 13.5 oz premium heavyweight cotton/poly blend, it’s warm, comfortable, and perfect for those who like their style bold and their social commentary unapologetic. Spoiler: Not everyone gets a diamond bracelet with their first breath.
Wear this if you:
✅ Know privilege when you see it—especially when it’s hatching out of nowhere
✅ Appreciate satire served sunny side up
✅ Think tennis bracelets are best accessorized with irony
Features (Privilege Optional 💎🔥):
✔ 13.5 oz 70% Cotton / 30% Polyester – Thick, soft, and built for cozy power moves.
✔ Ribbed Side Body Panels & 3" Cuffs – Keeps your fit polished, unlike certain worldviews.
✔ Reversed Coverstitch for a Luxe Finish – Adds durability with upscale details.
✔ Premium Heavyweight Feel – Perfect for making statements, sartorial or otherwise.
This isn’t just a sweatshirt—it’s a wearable critique wrapped in cotton and dripping with symbolism. Wear it, stir the pot, and remember: some things are served on a silver platter, others hatch their way out. 🥚💎🔥
We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.
Non-Hooded Sweatshirt Size Guide
| Measurement | XS | SML | MED | LRG | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Body Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Chest Width | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 1/2 | 29 |
| Sleeve Length (from center back) | 34 1/2 | 35 1/2 | 36 1/2 | 37 1/2 | 38 1/2 | 39 1/2 | 40 1/2 |
Product information
Orders are usually produced in about a week, with an additional week of shipping time. Average time from order to delivery is 7-10 business days. However, this may vary based on seasonal demands, shipping company, and your geographic location.
Upon shipment of your order, you will receive tracking information.
Should there be an issue with receiving your order, please refer to our return policy for more information.
International orders normally arrive within 2-4 weeks of shipping. Please note that these orders need to pass through the customs office in your country before they will be released for final delivery, which can occasionally cause additional delays. Once an order leaves our warehouse, carrier shipping delays may occur due to factors outside our control. We, unfortunately, can’t control how quickly an order arrives once it has left our warehouse. Contacting the carrier is the best way to get more insight into your package’s location and estimated delivery date.
Please see Return Policy for information on returns.
