Polluted Mussel Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt

🦪 Polluted Mussel Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt: Ocean to Table... with a Side of Microplastics

Description:

Congratulations, humanity—you’ve turned the ocean into a trash buffet. This t-shirt’s pink-shelled mussel, stuffed with a soda can and plastic bag, is a friendly reminder that we’re all officially part of the seafood recycling program. Microplastics in your mussels? Trendier than avocado toast. Wear it, own it, and pray for the planet while you sip your sustainably sourced latte.

Wear This If You:

✅ Think “Farm to Table” should include “Ocean to Garbage Patch”
✅ Are 60% water and 30% plastic at this point
✅ Like your seafood with a sprinkle of existential dread

Features:

• 100% Cotton: Feels softer than corporate greenwashing campaigns
• 5.3 oz Pre-shrunk Fabric: Unlike the beaches, this tee won’t disappear
• Neck Ribbing & Double Needle Hems: Built to last—longer than our clean water supply
• Side-Seamed & Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape: Because comfort is essential when you’re saving the world in style

Perfect for environmentalists, ironic fashion lovers, and anyone who’s ever side eyed a “recyclable” straw wrapper floating in the surf. Wear it, laugh about it, then maybe go clean up a beach or two.

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.