Please Cincinnati Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt

Product Description:

The Please? Cincinnati Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt is a loving roast of Cincinnati’s most iconic phrase. Around here, “Please?” doesn’t mean “with sugar on top”—it means “Wait, what did you just say?” Whether you find it charming, confusing, or downright hilarious, it’s part of the local language, and now it’s part of your wardrobe.

Crafted from 100% preshrunk cotton, this tee is soft, breathable, and perfect for showing off your Cincinnati pride—or just confusing out-of-towners.

Wear this if you:

✅ Know “Please?” means “Say what?” in Cincinnati dialect
✅ Appreciate the fine art of Midwestern miscommunication
✅ Think local quirks deserve global recognition

Features (Comfy, Clever, and Ready for Side-Eye 👀🔥):

✔ 100% Cotton Preshrunk – Feels great, even when the weather’s weird.
✔ 5.3 oz/yd² Fabric Weight – Light enough to layer, strong enough for daily wear.
✔ Neck Ribbing & Side Seamed – Holds its shape, unlike your patience when explaining “Please?” again.
✔ Double Needle Hems – Because some quirks are worth preserving forever.

This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a wearable dictionary entry for Cincinnati’s most confusing catchphrase. Wear it, own it, and next time someone asks “Please?”, just smile and say it back. 🙃

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.