Mikey Yaw
Pipeline Premium Swim Trunks
🔥 Pipeline Premium Swim Trunks: Dive into Organized Chaos ⚡
Product Description:
The Pipeline Premium Swim Trunks are a love letter to disorder. Black-and-white pipes twist in every direction like our broken systems—complex, confusing, and headed nowhere fast. But at least you’ll look dope while the world keeps spiraling. Handmade to order with sustainability in mind, these trunks prove you can embrace the madness and do something good for the planet. Dark humor meets bold style, perfect for those ready to laugh through the flood.
Wear this if you:
✅ Know America’s systems are just a Jenga tower held together by wishful thinking
✅ Know the “drip” at Penn Station isn’t a flex, it’s a structural warning
✅ Know it could always be worse—you could be taking the G train
Features (Because You Deserve the Full Breakdown 🛠️):
✔ 100% Poly Waterproof Fabric – Waterproof, unlike the promises of world leaders.
✔ Mesh Briefs – Soft, breathable, and ready for your next existential crisis.
✔ Elasticated Waist & Drawstring – Adjustable for a custom fit, because at least this part of life is under control.
✔ Handmade to Order – Slow fashion done right—eco-friendly and free of guilt.
Because life’s a mess, but your swim trunks don’t have to be. Chaos is inevitable—might as well look iconic while you ride the wave. 🌊
We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.
Product information
Orders are usually produced in about a week, with an additional week of shipping time. Average time from order to delivery is 7-10 business days. However, this may vary based on seasonal demands, shipping company, and your geographic location.
Upon shipment of your order, you will receive tracking information.
Should there be an issue with receiving your order, please refer to our return policy for more information.
International orders normally arrive within 2-4 weeks of shipping. Please note that these orders need to pass through the customs office in your country before they will be released for final delivery, which can occasionally cause additional delays. Once an order leaves our warehouse, carrier shipping delays may occur due to factors outside our control. We, unfortunately, can’t control how quickly an order arrives once it has left our warehouse. Contacting the carrier is the best way to get more insight into your package’s location and estimated delivery date.
