Mikey Yaw
Oil Slick Button Down Short Sleeve Shirt
BIG BUSINESS LOVES POLLUTION—NOW THEY CAN LOVE YOUR DRIP TOO: Oil Slick Button Down Short Sleeve Shirt
Nothing says unchecked corporate greed quite like an oil spill, so we turned it into art. The Oil Slick Button Down Short Sleeve Shirt features a fluid, abstract black spill pattern against a crisp white background, mimicking the beautiful destruction that happens when profit margins win over the planet. It’s slick. It’s ominous. It’s a walking reminder that capitalism never misses an opportunity to take things too far—including pollution, corruption, and now… your wardrobe.
FEATURES (SUSTAINABLY MADE, UNLIKE LITERALLY ANYTHING BIG BUSINESS DOES)
✔ Breathable, Comfortable Fabric – Because sweating under climate change is inevitable.
✔ Mother of Pearl Buttons – A little luxury in a world where billionaires hoard the real pearls. Bonus button included in case of wardrobe or ethical breakdowns.
✔ Short Sleeve, Casual Fit – Designed for maximum style, minimum carbon footprint.
✔ Handmade to Order – Unlike mass-produced waste, this shirt is made with conscious craftsmanship.
Spring/Summer 2025 is looking slick, messy, and a little too real. Wear the drip that Big Oil would approve of—except ours doesn’t destroy the planet.
👉 Get yours now—before they find a way to tax clean air too.
Product information
Orders are usually produced in about a week, with an additional week of shipping time. Average time from order to delivery is 7-10 business days. However, this may vary based on seasonal demands, shipping company, and your geographic location.
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Should there be an issue with receiving your order, please refer to our return policy for more information.
International orders normally arrive within 2-4 weeks of shipping. Please note that these orders need to pass through the customs office in your country before they will be released for final delivery, which can occasionally cause additional delays. Once an order leaves our warehouse, carrier shipping delays may occur due to factors outside our control. We, unfortunately, can’t control how quickly an order arrives once it has left our warehouse. Contacting the carrier is the best way to get more insight into your package’s location and estimated delivery date.