NYC 2050 Long Sleeve T-Shirt

🌴 NYC 2050 Long Sleeve T-Shirt: Your Official Souvenir from Soggy New York 🚤🔥

Product Description:

Welcome to New York, the Venice of the North (whether we like it or not). The NYC 2050 Long Sleeve T-Shirt is your official uniform for future boat tours through the ruins of the Big Apple. Featuring the Statue of Liberty surrounded by palm trees and a sign that reads “Boat Tours of Old New York,” this tee is a not-so-subtle reminder that denial won’t stop the tide—but at least you can dress for the occasion.

Made from 100% combed and ringspun cotton, it’s soft enough for lounging but durable enough to handle paddleboat escapes and ironic TikToks filmed on flooded Fifth Avenue. Perfect for snapping photos next to what’s left of Wall Street and saying, “Can you believe people used to live here?”

Wear this if you:

✅ Want to fit in with tourists taking selfies in front of a tropical Statue of Liberty
✅ Can’t resist disaster-tour merch with a splash of irony
✅ Know that climate change is real, but hey—boat tours are fun!

Features (Disaster Chic Approved 🌊🔥):

✔ 100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton 30's Jersey – Soft like a summer breeze off the Atlantic, strong like rising floodwaters.
✔ Sideseamed for a Better Fit – Because even when the world is sinking, you should look good.
✔ Made in the USA – Just like the regrets of every climate denier ever.
✔ Neck Taped – Reinforced for every “Who could’ve seen this coming?” moment.

This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s your passport to the tourist trap of the future. Wear it, pose for the selfies, and ride the wave of irony all the way to Liberty Island’s new beachfront. 🌴📸🔥

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.