Notifications On: Proof We’re All Doomed Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt

Notifications On: Proof We’re All Doomed Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt

Product Description

The Notifications On: Proof We’re All Doomed Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt captures the exact moment Humpty Dumpty falls—and no one cares. Everyone’s too busy scrolling, swiping, or filming vertical content no one asked for. Gen Z, Boomers, doesn’t matter—no one looks up. This isn’t a fairy tale. It’s a cautionary tale dressed in WiFi and willful ignorance.

The end is near. But first, let me check my likes.

Features

• 100% combed cotton, softer than delusion
• Regular fit that flatters the socially disengaged
• Preshrunk and built to survive endless doomscrolling
• Vivid, high-resolution graphic that makes silence look loud
• Lightweight and breathable—because awareness should be

Wear This If

• You’ve ever screamed into the void and gotten an emoji reply
• You like your fashion with a side of cultural collapse
• You’ve had a front-row seat to the downfall of attention spans
• You want to wear the truth, even when no one’s paying attention

🌱 Sustainably Made

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces—usually 7–10 business days—but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.