Mikey Yaw
Jesus Has A New Book Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt
Still Trying to Figure Y'all Out: Jesus Has A New Book Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt
Product Description:
Turns out, even Jesus needs a little help figuring out modern Christianity. On the Jesus Has A New Book Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt, you’ll find an ethnically correct Jesus—peaceful, patient, and possibly a little confused—sitting in a field, tending to his flock while reading a book called Understanding Christians.
Because let’s be real, if he came back today, he’d probably need a whole bookshelf to make sense of how his teachings got turned into tax breaks, culture wars, and megachurches with VIP sections.
Wear this if you:
✅ Believe in love, kindness, and maybe a little divine side-eye.
✅ Think Jesus would be less about judging and more about chillin’ with sheep.
✅ Enjoy watching people read the shirt twice, then nervously laugh.
FEATURES (MORE RELIABLE THAN SELECTIVE INTERPRETATION):
✔ 100% Cotton Pre-Shrunk – Soft, breathable, and not full of holes.
✔ 5.3 oz/yd² Fabric – Just the right weight for casual heresy.
✔ Neck Ribbing – Holds its shape better than modern theology debates.
✔ Side-Seamed, Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape – Stitched to last, unlike cherry-picked scripture.
✔ Double Needle Hems – Because details matter—both in fabric and theology.
Spring/Summer 2025 is about reading between the lines. So is Jesus.
👉 Get yours now—before he finishes the book and asks way too many questions.
We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.
Short Sleeve Size Chart
| Measurement | SML | MED | LRG | XLG | 2XL | 3XL |
| Body Width (inches) | 18-1/2 | 20-1/2 | 22-1/4 | 24 | 25-1/4 | 26-3/4 |
| Body Length (inches) | 28 | 29-1/2 | 31 | 32-1/4 | 33 | 33 |
Product information
Orders are usually produced in about a week, with an additional week of shipping time. Average time from order to delivery is 7-10 business days. However, this may vary based on seasonal demands, shipping company, and your geographic location.
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International orders normally arrive within 2-4 weeks of shipping. Please note that these orders need to pass through the customs office in your country before they will be released for final delivery, which can occasionally cause additional delays. Once an order leaves our warehouse, carrier shipping delays may occur due to factors outside our control. We, unfortunately, can’t control how quickly an order arrives once it has left our warehouse. Contacting the carrier is the best way to get more insight into your package’s location and estimated delivery date.
