Happy Bidet Premium Heavyweight Hooded Sweatshirt

Picture this: a bidet with a cheeky smiley face on its base, joyfully squirting water upwards from its bowl. It's a hilarious reminder of the wonders that bidets can bring to our lives and the happiness that awaits us when we step into the world of bidet-usage. Trust us, once you experience the refreshing power of a bidet, you'll wonder how you ever lived without it! For real!

But this sweatshirt isn't just about making a statement (and unlocking your inner bidet enthusiast). It's also about embracing your uniqueness and sparking conversations wherever you go. Show off your playful side, and let the design do the talking as you spread smiles and laughter to those around you.

Not only is this sweatshirt one-of-a-kind in design, but it's also heavyweight and hooded, ensuring maximum comfort and warmth. We believe that quality and comfort should never be compromised, even when it comes to the most playful pieces in our wardrobe.

So, join our special club of hygiene-conscious, laughter-loving individuals who aren't afraid to show off their quirky side. Because life is too short to take everything seriously, right? Embrace the conversation-starting potential of this unique sweatshirt, and let the good times (and bidet-induced happiness) roll! 🚿😄 #BidetEnthusiast #EmbraceTheMirth #ExpressYourQuirkiness

Benefits

• The Legend is handcrafted and limits vertical shrinkage by it’s body panels which have been carefully cut Cross-Grain
• Double ribbing side panels add stretch for a more comfortable fit
• Reverse coverstitch sewing on all seams for exceptional durability guaranteed
• Built to perfection with 3” long 520gm 100% cotton ribbing at the cuffs, waistband, and side panel
• Finishing touches on the Legend Heavyweight are the unique antique silver eyelets and beautiful drawcord tips
• 100% of the finest cotton shoelace drawcords

Features

• Premium Heavyweight 13.5oz/450gm fleece
• ring spun cotton
• 70% cotton / 30% polyester
• 100% cotton face yarns on solid colors
• 20 singles face yarn for a durable and textured fabric face
• double fleece lined hood
• antique silver eyelets
• heavy duty 100% cotton shoestring drawcord with antique silver tips
• double ribbing side panels for stretch
• reverse coverstitch sewing on all seams for durability and a premium finish
• body and hood panels sewn Cross-Grain to limit shrinkage & shortening after wash
• 520gm 100% cotton 1x1 ribbing at cuff and waistband

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.