Fructose Nation Long Sleeve T-Shirt

🍬🇺🇸 Fructose Nation Long Sleeve T-Shirt: Land of the Free, Home of the Processed Sugar 🏆🥤

Product Description:

Introducing the Fructose Nation Long Sleeve T-Shirt, an unapologetic sugar-coated critique of America’s addiction to high fructose corn syrup. Featuring an image of the United States constructed entirely from jelly beans, this design serves as a sweet yet sinister take on a country where everything is bigger—including the portion sizes, diabetes rates, and corporate food conspiracies.

From soda fountains that dispense liquid regret to “healthy” snacks that contain more sugar than a candy store, we’re living in a country where corn syrup is king and processed food reigns supreme. But hey, at least we’re free… to consume 400g of sugar before noon.

Made from 100% combed and ringspun cotton, this long sleeve tee is soft, breathable, and the perfect armor for navigating the snack aisle in a state of mild horror.

Wear this if you:

✅ Have ever read a nutrition label and had an existential crisis
✅ Know that corn syrup is basically in everything
✅ Think “supersized” shouldn’t be a national identity

Features (Bold, Satirical, and Just a Little Too Real 🍬🔥):

✔ 100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton – Softer than the food industry’s PR spin.
✔ Sideseamed for a Better Fit – Holds its shape, unlike our nation’s dietary guidelines.
✔ Neck Taped for Durability – Stronger than the average American’s willpower in front of a vending machine.
✔ Made in the USA – Because irony is best served fresh.

This isn’t just a long sleeve t-shirt—it’s a wearable reality check on what we call “food” in this country. Wear it, own it, and maybe opt for water instead of soda. 🥤💀

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.