Earthwalk Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt

Product Description:

The Earthwalk Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt is your ticket to the hottest vacation spot in the post-apocalypse, featuring an astronaut casually strolling a beach with a giant, end-of-days orange sun looming behind. It’s a reminder that Earth may soon be a no-go zone, thanks to unchecked climate change and those still shouting, “Fake news!”

Made from 100% preshrunk cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and perfect for beachside existential crises or your next climate march.

Wear this if you:

✅ Like your t-shirts with a side of planetary doom
✅ Think denial isn’t just a river in Egypt but also a political strategy
✅ Enjoy a beach day while it’s still above water

Features (Beach Day Ready ☀️🔥):

✔ 100% Cotton Preshrunk – Soft and reliable, unlike current climate policies.
✔ 5.3 oz/yd² Fabric Weight – Mid-weight, perfect for end-of-the-world layering.
✔ Neck Ribbing & Side Seamed – Holds its shape, unlike your faith in humanity.
✔ Double Needle Hems – Durable enough for all your “I told you so” moments.

This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a front-row seat to the future we’re sprinting toward. Wear it, own it, and don’t forget your sunscreen. 🌍✨🔥

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.