Drag Queen Mug Shot V-Neck Short Sleeve T-Shirt

📚 Drag Queen Mug Shot V-Neck: Busted for Storytime—America’s Real Threat ✨👑

Product Description:

The Drag Queen Mug Shot V-Neck captures the real crime in America: storytelling in full glam. Featuring a black-and-white mug shot of a drag queen “arrested” for reading fairy tales, this tee highlights the absurdity of a country where drag queens are the enemy, but cutting school lunches, defunding education, and banning books is totally chill.

Soft, breathable, and 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, this tee is perfect for anyone who wants to look fabulous while shaking their head at the state of the world. Wear it as a symbol of defiance and a gentle reminder that not all heroes wear capes—some wear stilettos.

Wear this if you:

✅ Think reading fairy tales is obviously more dangerous than political corruption
✅ Believe villains belong in storybooks—not in government
✅ Can’t decide if this is satire or just another day in the news

Features (Certified Dangerous 📚🔥):

✔ 4.2 oz, 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton – Soft enough for storytime, durable enough for protests.
✔ Side Seams & Retail Fit – Keeps its shape, even as society unravels.
✔ Cover Stitched V-Neck & Hemmed Sleeves – Stitched to withstand ridiculous accusations.
✔ Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping – Because you never know when you’ll be holding a protest sign.

This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a middle finger to hypocrisy and a love letter to storytelling. Because if reading a fairy tale is illegal, we’re all doomed anyway. 📚👑✨

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.