DC 2050 Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt

DC 2050 Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt: When the Swamp Becomes the Ocean 🌊

Product Description:

Welcome to Washington Underwater, where the Potomac River takes back what’s rightfully hers. The DC 2050 Short Sleeve T-Shirt captures a future where sea levels rise faster than a senator’s re-election campaign funds. With waves crashing toward the Washington Monument, it’s the perfect reminder that even the most powerful government buildings are no match for climate change—or billionaire lobbyists who prefer short-term profits over a livable future. 🌊💸

Whether you’re doom-scrolling through climate news or just feel like subtly reminding people that denial isn't a life raft, this shirt is your statement piece. Because when D.C. turns into Atlantis, at least you’ll be able to say, “Told you so.”

Wear This If You:

☑️ Like your monuments with a side of saltwater.
☑️ Think billionaires should have less influence than, say, oxygen.
☑️ Enjoy the irony of politicians ignoring the climate crisis while literally sinking in it.

Features:

• 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton – Built to survive laundry day and rising tides.
• 5.3 oz/yd² Fabric – Lightweight, breathable, and apocalypse-ready.
• Classic Fit – Because comfort is crucial in dystopian fashion.
• Double-Needle Hems & Shoulder Tape – Reinforced, just like your tolerance for bad news.

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.