Mikey Yaw
Dark Future Fortune Teller Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt
🔮 Dark Future Fortune Teller Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt
Product Description
The Dark Future Fortune Teller Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt doesn’t sugarcoat Earth's destiny—it shatters it. Staring deep into her crystal ball, this mystic queen sees mushroom clouds, skulls, and the collective anxiety of a collapsing world. Spoiler alert: the vibes are not immaculate.
Because the end is near—and she’s already seen your outfit.
Features
- 100% combed cotton that feels softer than denial
- Regular fit that flatters even the most cursed of souls
- Preshrunk and built to last long after the fallout
- High-definition print with rich detail—like your tarot, but meaner
- Lightweight and breathable for those surviving stylishly
Wear This If
- You treat horoscopes like horror stories
- You’ve got apocalyptic drip and psychic trauma
- You believe doom is best dressed in bold graphics
- You vibe with chaos, crystals, and a side of sarcasm
- You want your fashion to whisper, “I warned you”
🌱 Sustainably Made
We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces—usually 7–10 business days—but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.
Short Sleeve Size Chart
| Measurement | SML | MED | LRG | XLG | 2XL | 3XL |
| Body Width (inches) | 18-1/2 | 20-1/2 | 22-1/4 | 24 | 25-1/4 | 26-3/4 |
| Body Length (inches) | 28 | 29-1/2 | 31 | 32-1/4 | 33 | 33 |
Product information
Orders are usually produced in about a week, with an additional week of shipping time. Average time from order to delivery is 7-10 business days. However, this may vary based on seasonal demands, shipping company, and your geographic location.
Upon shipment of your order, you will receive tracking information.
Should there be an issue with receiving your order, please refer to our return policy for more information.
International orders normally arrive within 2-4 weeks of shipping. Please note that these orders need to pass through the customs office in your country before they will be released for final delivery, which can occasionally cause additional delays. Once an order leaves our warehouse, carrier shipping delays may occur due to factors outside our control. We, unfortunately, can’t control how quickly an order arrives once it has left our warehouse. Contacting the carrier is the best way to get more insight into your package’s location and estimated delivery date.
Please see Return Policy for information on returns.
