Cincinnati Cheese Coney Staple Short Sleeve T-Shirt

🌭 Cincinnati Cheese Coney Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt: Haute Dog Couture

Description:
Nothing says culinary excellence like a Cincinnati cheese coney—an unapologetically messy hot dog buried under a mountain of chili and a suspiciously large pile of shredded cheese. This t-shirt celebrates that greasy, delicious, artery-clogging masterpiece that only a true Cincinnatian can appreciate. Forget health trends—this is peak Ohio comfort food in wearable form. Whether you’re a Skyline devotee, a Gold Star die-hard, or just here for the cheese, this tee lets you proudly declare your allegiance to the land of chili-covered everything.

Wear This If You:

• Have ever argued passionately about which coney joint reigns supreme.
• Know the magic of consuming 3,000 calories in one sitting—without regret.
• Want to confuse everyone outside of the 513.

Features:

✔ Soft, Breathable Cotton – For those post-coney sweats.
✔ Unisex Fit – Because cheese coney love knows no gender.
✔ Durable Construction – Spills happen; this shirt survives.
✔ Midweight Fabric – Light enough for summer coney runs, cozy enough for chilly nights at Great American Ball Park.

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.