Mikey Yaw
Christ The Redeemer 2050 Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt
🗣️ Christ, That's a lot of Water: Christ the Redeemer 2050 Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt! 🌟
Part of our Tipping Point Environmental Collection and Spring/Summer 2025 lineup, the Christ The Redeemer 2050 Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt is a holy vision of climate disaster. The iconic statue stands tall in Rio de Janeiro, but this time, his eyes are wide in sheer panic as waves crash around him—because in the year 2050, even the Son of God is thinking, "Y’all REALLY let it get this bad?"
If divine intervention won’t save us, maybe policy change, science, and some basic common sense will? Or not. Either way, this shirt is here to commemorate humanity’s greatest "Oops."
Wear this if you:
✅ Enjoy dark humor about impending environmental doom.
✅ Think Jesus deserves a break from cleaning up after us.
✅ Want a conversation piece that’s both hilarious and terrifying.
FEATURES (MORE RELIABLE THAN CLIMATE POLICY)
✔ 100% Cotton Pre-Shrunk – Soft, breathable, and won’t shrink—unlike our livable coastlines.
✔ 5.3 oz/yd² Fabric – Just the right weight for surviving record-breaking temperatures.
✔ Neck Ribbing – Holds its shape, unlike glaciers.
✔ Side-Seamed, Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape – Reinforced, because stronger foundations = survival.
✔ Double Needle Hems – Precision-stitched, unlike humanity’s crisis management skills.
Spring/Summer 2050 is looking rough, but at least your fit is on point.
👉 Get yours now—before Christ fully disappears under the waves.
For environmental and human friendly reason, this product is only made when you order it. Typically, this product will be made in about a week, we will send you tracking information as soon as it's in the mail.
Short Sleeve Size Chart
| Measurement | SML | MED | LRG | XLG | 2XL | 3XL |
| Body Width (inches) | 18-1/2 | 20-1/2 | 22-1/4 | 24 | 25-1/4 | 26-3/4 |
| Body Length (inches) | 28 | 29-1/2 | 31 | 32-1/4 | 33 | 33 |
Product information
Orders are usually produced in about a week, with an additional week of shipping time. Average time from order to delivery is 7-10 business days. However, this may vary based on seasonal demands, shipping company, and your geographic location.
Upon shipment of your order, you will receive tracking information.
Should there be an issue with receiving your order, please refer to our return policy for more information.
International orders normally arrive within 2-4 weeks of shipping. Please note that these orders need to pass through the customs office in your country before they will be released for final delivery, which can occasionally cause additional delays. Once an order leaves our warehouse, carrier shipping delays may occur due to factors outside our control. We, unfortunately, can’t control how quickly an order arrives once it has left our warehouse. Contacting the carrier is the best way to get more insight into your package’s location and estimated delivery date.
