Beach Tote Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt

🏖️ Beach Tote Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt

The Beach Tote Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt is your wearable version of “I brought everything and the attitude.” Featuring a bold illustration of a stuffed tote bag with essentials peeking out—towel, water bottle, book titled We’re F**cked: A Guide to Panic Under Capitalism—this tee captures the chaotic calm of trying to relax while the world burns (gently, in the background).

Sassy, satirical, and sun-soaked with irony, it’s the perfect uniform for beach days, protest picnics, or just flexing your mental load while carrying everyone else’s.

😎 Wear This If:

• You’ve ever packed existential dread next to your SPF
• You like your beach reads with equal parts salt and sarcasm
• You’re tired of pretending that everything isn’t slightly on fire

🔥 Features:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton—soft like sunscreen, strong like your opinions
• Bold full-color front graphic of a realistically chaotic beach tote
• Unisex fit for maximum flexibility—wear it oversized, fitted, or halfway to burnout
• Pre-shrunk and side-seamed to keep its shape (unlike society)
• Eye-catching conversation starter that pairs well with irony

🌱 Sustainably Made:

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces—usually 7–10 business days—but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.