Mikey Yaw
Bars of Soap Button Down Short Sleeve Shirt
Stay Fresh While the World Rots: Bars of Soap Button Down Short Sleeve Shirt
Soap? In this economy? The Bars of Soap Button Down Short Sleeve Shirt is your personal rebellion against the filth—both literal and metaphorical. Drenched in an all-over print of colorful soap bars, this shirt is a not-so-subtle reminder that while society spirals into chaos, at least you can look like you have your life together. (Even if you don’t.)
Perfect for those who appreciate irony, hygiene, and looking absurdly good while civilization crumbles around them.
Features (Because We Still Believe in Quality, Unlike the World)
✔ Breathable, Comfortable Fabric – Keeps you fresh when things get messy.
✔ Mother of Pearl Buttons – Because even dystopian fashion deserves luxury. Bonus button included in case of a wardrobe emergency.
✔ Short Sleeve, Casual Fit – Ideal for pretending everything’s fine.
✔ Handmade to Order – No mass production, no waste—just one step closer to a clean conscience.
Spring/Summer 2025 is dirty, but you don’t have to be. Lather up, suit up, and stay spotless while everything else burns.
👉 Get yours now—before things get even messier.
We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.
Product information
Orders are usually produced in about a week, with an additional week of shipping time. Average time from order to delivery is 7-10 business days. However, this may vary based on seasonal demands, shipping company, and your geographic location.
Upon shipment of your order, you will receive tracking information.
Should there be an issue with receiving your order, please refer to our return policy for more information.
International orders normally arrive within 2-4 weeks of shipping. Please note that these orders need to pass through the customs office in your country before they will be released for final delivery, which can occasionally cause additional delays. Once an order leaves our warehouse, carrier shipping delays may occur due to factors outside our control. We, unfortunately, can’t control how quickly an order arrives once it has left our warehouse. Contacting the carrier is the best way to get more insight into your package’s location and estimated delivery date.
