Mikey Yaw
Privileged Hatch Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt
🥚💎 Privileged Hatch Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt: Cracked Egg, Whole Truth 🥂✨
Product Description:
The Privileged Hatch Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt cracks open America’s favorite secret: some folks are born with a head start—and a diamond tennis bracelet to match. Featuring a cracked egg with a manicured hand reaching for greatness (or just the WiFi password at the summer home), this shirt serves as a cheeky reminder that inherited advantage is alive, well, and flexing.
Made from 100% preshrunk cotton, it’s lightweight, breathable, and built for those who prefer their satire sharp and their style sharper.
Wear this if you:
✅ Understand privilege is an all-access pass to life
✅ Were “self-made” with a little help from trust funds
✅ Think brunch is a birthright
Features (Soft Like a Trust Fund 💎🔥):
✔ 100% Cotton Preshrunk – Easy-care fabric for an easy life.
✔ 5.3 oz/yd² Fabric Weight – Mid-weight for effortless style.
✔ Neck Ribbing & Side Seamed – Holds its shape better than some excuses.
✔ Double Needle Hems – Built for endurance, just like generational wealth.
This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a wearable conversation starter, calling out the perks of being born at the finish line. Wear it, own it, and never stop asking, “Where’s my invitation to the club?” 🥚💎✨
We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.
Short Sleeve Size Chart
| Measurement | SML | MED | LRG | XLG | 2XL | 3XL |
| Body Width (inches) | 18-1/2 | 20-1/2 | 22-1/4 | 24 | 25-1/4 | 26-3/4 |
| Body Length (inches) | 28 | 29-1/2 | 31 | 32-1/4 | 33 | 33 |
Product information
Orders are usually produced in about a week, with an additional week of shipping time. Average time from order to delivery is 7-10 business days. However, this may vary based on seasonal demands, shipping company, and your geographic location.
Upon shipment of your order, you will receive tracking information.
Should there be an issue with receiving your order, please refer to our return policy for more information.
International orders normally arrive within 2-4 weeks of shipping. Please note that these orders need to pass through the customs office in your country before they will be released for final delivery, which can occasionally cause additional delays. Once an order leaves our warehouse, carrier shipping delays may occur due to factors outside our control. We, unfortunately, can’t control how quickly an order arrives once it has left our warehouse. Contacting the carrier is the best way to get more insight into your package’s location and estimated delivery date.
Please see Return Policy for information on returns.
