Mikey Yaw
AI Bathroom Break Long Sleeve T-Shirt
🤖 AI Bathroom Break Long Sleeve T-Shirt: The Future is Automated… Even the Bathroom 🚽✨
Product Description:
The AI Bathroom Break Long Sleeve T-Shirt is a hilariously absurd glimpse into the automated future, where robots not only take your job but also demand ergonomic toilets and 15-minute bathroom breaks. Featuring a robot sitting on a toilet with zero shame, this tee is the ultimate reminder that even AI needs downtime—because apparently, being a perfect machine is exhausting.
Soft, breathable, and made from 100% combed and ringspun cotton, it’s ideal for casual days at the office, ironically attending tech conferences, or questioning why your fridge now talks to you.
Spoiler: Your replacement has better benefits and, apparently, a platinum bathroom pass.
Wear this if you:
✅ Believe the future of work includes robot coffee breaks and Wi-Fi-enabled toilets
✅ Think AI replacing you is bad enough, but giving it bathroom privileges is just rude
✅ Live for dystopian tech humor with a flush of absurdity
Features (Flush-Friendly Future Wear 🚽🔥):
✔ 100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton – Soft enough for doomsday lounging, tough enough for an automated workforce.
✔ Sideseamed for a Better Fit – Tailored for humans, not robots.
✔ Neck Taped for Durability – Survives more office politics than your last performance review.
✔ Made in the USA – For now. Robots haven’t figured out sweatshirts yet.
This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a prophecy wrapped in cotton and dipped in absurdity. Wear it, warn the humans, and remember: if AI’s on a bathroom break, you’re next. 🤖✨
We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.
Long Sleeve Size Chart
| Measurement | SML | MED | LRG | XL | 2XL |
| Body Width (inches) | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22.5 | 22.5 |
| Full Body Length (inches) | 28 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 31 |
Product information
Orders are usually produced in about a week, with an additional week of shipping time. Average time from order to delivery is 7-10 business days. However, this may vary based on seasonal demands, shipping company, and your geographic location.
Upon shipment of your order, you will receive tracking information.
Should there be an issue with receiving your order, please refer to our return policy for more information.
International orders normally arrive within 2-4 weeks of shipping. Please note that these orders need to pass through the customs office in your country before they will be released for final delivery, which can occasionally cause additional delays. Once an order leaves our warehouse, carrier shipping delays may occur due to factors outside our control. We, unfortunately, can’t control how quickly an order arrives once it has left our warehouse. Contacting the carrier is the best way to get more insight into your package’s location and estimated delivery date.
