The Exasperated Virgin Mother Men's Varsity Bomber Jacket

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Product Description:

If there were ever a patron saint of “What the actual hell?”, it would be this version of the Virgin Mary—head in hands, mouth open, utterly shocked by what we’ve done to the Earth. The Exasperated Virgin Mother Men's Varsity Bomber Jacket is a tribute to her disappointment and our collective failure, wrapped in a timeless, streetwear-ready silhouette.

Whether she’s horrified by climate change, world affairs, or just the price of groceries, this jacket captures that exact moment when she finally gave up and said, “You know what? Y’all are on your own.”

Wear this if you:

✅ Have mastered the art of eye-rolling while keeping it holy
✅ Believe immaculate vibes are better than immaculate expectations
✅ Know that sainthood and sarcasm are not mutually exclusive

FEATURES (BECAUSE AT LEAST YOUR JACKET WON’T LET YOU DOWN):

✔ Classic Varsity Bomber Fit – Retro, stylish, and somehow still in better shape than humanity.
✔ Ribbed Cuffs & Collar – Hugs you just right, unlike your existential dread.
✔ High-Quality Materials – More durable than any long-term government plan.
✔ Pairs Effortlessly – Works with jeans, joggers, or the weight of generational disappointment.
✔ Perfect for Layering – Because the climate’s mood swings are getting worse.
✔ 3 oz. Water-Resistant Nylon Shell – Can’t stop the rising sea levels, but hey, at least you won’t get wet.
✔ 1.8 oz. Polyester Lining – Soft, warm, and far more comforting than reality.
✔ Raglan Sleeves – For maximum mobility when throwing your hands up in frustration.
✔ Dyed-to-Match Buttons – A small detail, because unlike world leaders, we actually pay attention to the fine print.
✔ Striped Rib Neck, Cuffs & Waist – Classic varsity styling to remind you that even in apocalyptic despair, you can still serve a look.

This season, embrace the universal feeling of disbelief. If she’s over it, you might as well be, too.

���� Get The Exasperated Virgin Mother Men's Varsity Bomber Jacket—before she decides to take early retirement.

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.