Mikey Yaw
Seaweed Survival Premium Swim Trunks
🌿 Seaweed Survival Premium Swim Trunks: Dress for Your Future Underwater Life 🌊
Product Description:
Meet the Seaweed Survival Premium Swim Trunks, the perfect uniform for your post-apocalyptic, underwater existence. When the seas rise and the land becomes a distant memory, you’ll blend right in with the marine life. Featuring a lush blue and green seaweed print, these trunks are a nod to our inevitable aquatic future. Handmade to order for the sustainably stylish survivor, they’ll have you looking like Neptune’s favorite while the rest of the world scrambles for snorkels. Stay ready. Stay ridiculous. Stay iconic.
Wear this if you:
✅ Believe the only sustainable thing left is seaweed—and it’s coming for us all
✅ Plan to stay fabulous, even if the coastline ends up in Ohio
✅ Believe future beach parties will feature inflatable rafts and FEMA tents
Features (So You Know What You’re Getting Yourself Into 🦑):
✔ 100% Poly Waterproof Fabric – Because it’s all water from here on out.
✔ Mesh Briefs – Supportive enough for both beach lounging and swimming for your life.
✔ Elasticated Waist & Drawstring – Adjustable for when you have to tighten up—literally and metaphorically.
✔ Handmade to Order – No mass production here. Just a slow fashion rebellion against fast fashion trash.
These trunks are for future-proofing your style when land-based fashion becomes obsolete. Seaweed-inspired and sustainably made—because drowning in bad taste isn’t an option. 🌊🌿
We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.
Product information
Orders are usually produced in about a week, with an additional week of shipping time. Average time from order to delivery is 7-10 business days. However, this may vary based on seasonal demands, shipping company, and your geographic location.
Upon shipment of your order, you will receive tracking information.
Should there be an issue with receiving your order, please refer to our return policy for more information.
International orders normally arrive within 2-4 weeks of shipping. Please note that these orders need to pass through the customs office in your country before they will be released for final delivery, which can occasionally cause additional delays. Once an order leaves our warehouse, carrier shipping delays may occur due to factors outside our control. We, unfortunately, can’t control how quickly an order arrives once it has left our warehouse. Contacting the carrier is the best way to get more insight into your package’s location and estimated delivery date.
