Mikey Yaw
Fish Scales Premium Swim Trunks
🌊 FLOOD READY, FASHION FORWARD 🌊 Fish Scales Premium Swim Trunks
Product Description:
Welcome to the underwater apocalypse. The Fish Scales Swim Premium Swim Trunks are here to remind you that while the planet is drowning, at least you’ll look fire. Inspired by fish who may soon be your neighbors, these trunks are a bold middle finger to climate doom. Custom-made, sustainable, and dripping with attitude—because saving the planet shouldn’t look boring. Wear them to the beach, pool, or your new shoreline condo (once the ice caps finish melting).
Wear this if you:
✅ Are seriously considering leaving humanity behind and joining the fish
✅ Know sea life has fewer Karens and better vibes
✅ Think humanity peaked and it’s time to try life as a deep-sea recluse
Features (a.k.a. The Stuff You Actually Care About):
✔ 100% Poly Waterproof Fabric – Keeps you dry…until the floods come. Then it’s just stylish camouflage.
✔ Mesh Briefs – Built for comfort, because existential dread is uncomfortable enough.
✔ Elasticated Waist & Drawstring – Adjustable for those days when it’s all sinking…except your vibe.
✔ Handmade to Order – No fast fashion garbage. Each pair is made sustainably—because irony is dead, but the planet doesn’t have to be.
We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.
Product information
Orders are usually produced in about a week, with an additional week of shipping time. Average time from order to delivery is 7-10 business days. However, this may vary based on seasonal demands, shipping company, and your geographic location.
Upon shipment of your order, you will receive tracking information.
Should there be an issue with receiving your order, please refer to our return policy for more information.
International orders normally arrive within 2-4 weeks of shipping. Please note that these orders need to pass through the customs office in your country before they will be released for final delivery, which can occasionally cause additional delays. Once an order leaves our warehouse, carrier shipping delays may occur due to factors outside our control. We, unfortunately, can’t control how quickly an order arrives once it has left our warehouse. Contacting the carrier is the best way to get more insight into your package’s location and estimated delivery date.
