Graphic T-Shirt – Happy Bidet Tee | Mikey Yaw

Bathroom humor has a reputation problem. This graphic t-shirt fixes it — a smiling bidet, spraying with full conviction, rendered with the kind of deadpan confidence that makes people look twice. It's a Mikey Yaw original: funny without being cheap, bold without needing to explain itself.

The Design

A bidet. Happy. Unrepentant. The graphic leans into absurdist illustration with a clean, graphic sensibility — the kind of image that feels at home in a New York City apartment and completely out of place everywhere polite society expects you to be. It's novelty with a point of view, which is the only kind worth wearing.

Details

• Unisex short sleeve tee, relaxed everyday fit
• 100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 oz — mid-weight, soft, holds its shape after repeated wear
• Direct-to-garment print, colorfast and built to last past the first few washes
• True to size — size up if you want a roomier fit

How to Wear It

Worn straight, tucked into wide-leg trousers, or under an open overshirt — it reads the same either way: like you have opinions and enough self-awareness to find them funny.

Made to Order

Printed when you buy it. No warehouse, no waste. Ships in 7–10 business days.