Sad Orange Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt

🍊 Sad Orange Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt: Part Citrus, Part Existential Crisis—With a Bite Missing

Product Description:

Meet Sad Orange. 🍊 Not only is it stuck in a constant state of existential dread, but someone took a bite out of it like it was a damn apple. This tragic fruit is the ultimate metaphor for life’s unexpected betrayals. Half citrus, half identity crisis, Sad Orange is here to remind you that just when you thought things couldn’t get worse, they can—and they will.

But hey, it’s still standing… well, rolling, technically.

You'll Like This If You:

✅ Have ever felt personally victimized by life’s plot twists
✅ Enjoy confusing fruit-based symbolism with a side of dark humor
✅ Once tried to fix your problems with a juice cleanse

Features:

✔️ 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton: Soft, durable, and ready for whatever bite life takes out of you next.
✔️ 5.3 oz Fabric Weight: Light enough to wear during an identity crisis.
✔️ Double-Needle Hem Stitching: Because resilience is important, even for disillusioned citrus.
✔️ Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping: Keeps its shape, unlike your fragile emotional state.

Sometimes life gives you lemons. Other times, it just takes a bite out of your orange.

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.