Yachting in Greenland Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt

🛥️ Yachting in Greenland Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt: Climate Change Never Looked So Bougie 🌴❄️🔥

Product Description:

The Yachting in Greenland Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt is your VIP pass to the end of the world in style. Featuring a luxury yacht anchored in front of an iceberg sprouting palm trees, this tee is a darkly funny nod to the ridiculous reality of a warming planet. Why worry about rising seas when you can book a yachting trip through the Arctic Tropics™?

Soft, breathable, and made from 100% preshrunk cotton, it’s perfect for ironic vacations, climate protests, or casually pointing out that the only people who’ll survive are the ones with yachts.

Warning: This shirt may inspire sudden urges to sip rosé on a melting glacier.

Wear this if you:

✅ Know climate change is real but think you might as well enjoy the views
✅ Dream of sipping cocktails on a yacht while dodging melting glaciers
✅ Believe palm trees and icebergs can coexist—thanks to humanity’s bad decisions

Features (Doomsday Chic 🌴❄️🔥):

✔ 100% Cotton Preshrunk – Soft enough for luxury lounging, tough enough for environmental disasters.
✔ 5.3 oz/yd² Fabric Weight – Mid-weight for balancing sarcasm and style.
✔ Neck Ribbing & Side Seamed – Holds its shape better than shrinking ice caps.
✔ Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape & Double Needle Hems – Reinforced for surviving the cocktail hour and rising tides.

This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a front-row seat to the luxury apocalypse. Wear it, set sail, and remember: Nothing says “We messed up” like palm trees growing on an iceberg. 🛥️❄️🌴

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.