Mikey Yaw
Boiling Rubber Ducky Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt
🔥Just a Little Fire....Said Every Climate Denier Ever: Boiling Rubber Ducky Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt 🦆🔥
Product Description:
The Boiling Rubber Ducky Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt is the perfect metaphor for modern life—a bright, cheerful little duck drifting in a pot of boiling water, surrounded by flames, completely unbothered. Because what else can you do when the planet’s melting, the billionaires are hoarding lifeboats, and we’re all just trying to keep our heads above water?
Cute? Yes. Terrifying? Also yes. If climate change had a mascot, this would be it. A childhood symbol of joy, now just one degree away from disaster. Sound familiar?
Wear this if you:
✅ Like your dark humor served with a side of adorable.
✅ Know we’re all just ducks in the pot, waiting for the next degree to hit.
✅ Have already accepted the fact that the “urgent” part of “climate crisis” was about 30 years ago.
FEATURES (MORE RELIABLE THAN CLIMATE POLICY):
✔ 100% Cotton Pre-Shrunk – Soft, breathable, and won’t shrink—unlike polar ice caps.
✔ 5.3 oz/yd² Fabric – Lightweight but strong, like the hope we used to have.
✔ Neck Ribbing – Holds its shape, unlike the ozone layer.
✔ Side-Seamed, Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape – Reinforced, because something should be structurally sound.
✔ Double Needle Hems – Stitched to last—unlike our chances if we keep ignoring reality.
Spring/Summer 2025 is hotter than ever, and not in a good way. Might as well dress accordingly.
👉 Get yours now—before we all hit the boiling point.
We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.
Short Sleeve Size Chart
| Measurement | SML | MED | LRG | XLG | 2XL | 3XL |
| Body Width (inches) | 18-1/2 | 20-1/2 | 22-1/4 | 24 | 25-1/4 | 26-3/4 |
| Body Length (inches) | 28 | 29-1/2 | 31 | 32-1/4 | 33 | 33 |
Product information
Orders are usually produced in about a week, with an additional week of shipping time. Average time from order to delivery is 7-10 business days. However, this may vary based on seasonal demands, shipping company, and your geographic location.
Upon shipment of your order, you will receive tracking information.
Should there be an issue with receiving your order, please refer to our return policy for more information.
International orders normally arrive within 2-4 weeks of shipping. Please note that these orders need to pass through the customs office in your country before they will be released for final delivery, which can occasionally cause additional delays. Once an order leaves our warehouse, carrier shipping delays may occur due to factors outside our control. We, unfortunately, can’t control how quickly an order arrives once it has left our warehouse. Contacting the carrier is the best way to get more insight into your package’s location and estimated delivery date.
Please see Return Policy for information on returns.
