Mikey Yaw
Dead in the Water Riviera Shorts
💀 Dead in the Water Riviera Shorts: Swim at Your Own Risk
Product Description:
The ocean is heating up, and these fish aren’t making it out alive. The Dead in the Water Riviera Shorts are a bold statement piece covered in white line-drawn fish with X’s for eyes, a stark reminder that climate change isn’t just a talking point—it’s a death sentence for marine life.
Perfect for days when you want to make waves—on the beach or at the bar—these lightweight, breathable shorts bring Riviera luxury with a heavy dose of reality. Featuring a comfortable drawstring waist, they’re designed for effortless wear, even when the world is drowning in bad decisions.
Whether you're sipping cocktails on a yacht, strolling through a coastal city, or contemplating the impending doom of our planet, these shorts have you covered. Style that speaks louder than words.
Wear This If You…
✔ Like your fashion with a side of existential dread.
✔ Want to look good while questioning humanity’s choices.
✔ Believe sustainability should be stitched into every thread.
✔ Plan to enjoy the ocean while it still exists.
Features:
✔ Breathable, Comfortable Fabric – Stay cool, even when the planet isn’t.
✔ Fully Lined for a Luxurious Feel – Because comfort should never be compromised.
✔ Elastic Waistband + Adjustable Drawstring – For a personalized fit that moves with you.
✔ Tailored Mid-Thigh Length – Sleek, versatile, and effortlessly stylish.
✔ Riviera-Inspired Cut – Classy enough for a yacht, dark enough for your thoughts.
✔ Premium Materials – Crafted from silk, hemp/Tencel™, and cotton for durability and softness.
✔ Functional Design – Side and back pockets for added convenience.
✔ White Line-Art Fish with X’s for Eyes – A reminder that climate change is claiming lives beneath the surface.
✔ Statement Piece with a Purpose – Looks sharp, sparks conversation, and doesn’t contribute to fast fashion.
Product information
Orders are usually produced in about a week, with an additional week of shipping time. Average time from order to delivery is 7-10 business days. However, this may vary based on seasonal demands, shipping company, and your geographic location.
Upon shipment of your order, you will receive tracking information.
Should there be an issue with receiving your order, please refer to our return policy for more information.
International orders normally arrive within 2-4 weeks of shipping. Please note that these orders need to pass through the customs office in your country before they will be released for final delivery, which can occasionally cause additional delays. Once an order leaves our warehouse, carrier shipping delays may occur due to factors outside our control. We, unfortunately, can’t control how quickly an order arrives once it has left our warehouse. Contacting the carrier is the best way to get more insight into your package’s location and estimated delivery date.
Please see Return Policy for information on returns.
