Fructose Nation Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt

Product Description:

Welcome to the Fructose Nation, where everything is bigger—including the sugar intake, portion sizes, and denial about the consequences. Our Fructose Nation Short Sleeve Staple T-shirt features an image of the United States built entirely out of jelly beans.  This design is a not-so-subtle critique of a country that treats high fructose corn syrup like a founding father.

From the breakfast aisle to fast food to “healthy” granola bars that have more sugar than a candy bar, America’s food system has mastered the art of making everything taste like a slow-moving health crisis. But hey, it’s all about freedom, right? The freedom to eat literally everything covered in syrup and washed down with a 64oz soda.

This 100% preshrunk cotton tee is soft, breathable, and ready for anyone who’s ever read a food label in horror.

Wear this if you:

✅ Have ever seen a food label and just given up
✅ Know that in America, corn syrup is basically a food group
✅ Think childhood obesity shouldn’t be a national pastime

Features (Sweet, Savvy, and Unapologetically Honest 🍬🔥):

✔ 100% Cotton Preshrunk – As soft as a sugar crash.
✔ 5.3 oz/yd² Fabric Weight – Just structured enough to keep you from slumping like your energy levels after lunch.
✔ Neck Ribbing & Side Seamed – Holds its shape, unlike our nation’s food policies.
✔ Double Needle Hems – Built to last, even if our collective metabolism isn’t.

This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a wearable wake-up call about the sugar-coated reality of modern America. Wear it, own it, and maybe drink some water. 🥤💀

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.