Privileged Hatch Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Product Description:

The Privileged Hatch Long Sleeve T-Shirt is a total read on inherited advantage, featuring a cracked egg with a perfectly manicured hand adorned in diamonds, reaching for greatness—or just the family yacht keys. It’s bold, sarcastic, and painfully real, because why fake humility when you can just lean into the absurdity of it all?

Made from 100% combed and ringspun cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and ready for brunch with the other legacies.

Wear this if you:

✅ Were born on third base and think you hit a home run
✅ Call your trust fund a “hustle”
✅ Love flaunting privilege… ironically, of course

Features (Diamond-Strong Comfort 💎🔥):

✔ 100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton – Soft like privilege, strong like entitlement.
✔ Sideseamed for a Better Fit – Tailored for climbing the social ladder.
✔ Neck Taped for Durability – Lasts longer than your inheritance, probably.
✔ Made in the USA – Because nothing says “built to last” like being handmade and heirloom-worthy.

This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a wink, a nod, and a reality check for those living the dream on the family Benjamins. Wear it, own it, and do something with it. 🥚💎✨

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.