Happy Bidet Long Sleeve T-Shirt

🚿😆 Happy Bidet Long Sleeve T-Shirt: Cleanliness is Next to Fabulousness 💦✨

Product Description:

The Happy Bidet Long Sleeve T-Shirt is a love letter to the finer things in life—like actual cleanliness, fresh starts, and an upgrade from that medieval roll of sandpaper. Featuring a smiley bidet joyfully spraying up, this shirt is a bold flex on hygiene, modern comfort, and living your best, freshest life.

Made from 100% combed and ringspun cotton, it’s lightweight, breathable, and as comfortable as a life post-bidet.

Wear this if you:

✅ Believe in staying fresh from head to… well, you know
✅ Know that dry toilet paper is a scam
✅ Think true luxury starts in the bathroom

Features (Soft, Clean, and Unapologetic 💦🔥):

✔ 100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton – Smooth, like your new bidet-washed confidence.
✔ Sideseamed for a Better Fit – Clean lines, fresh look—perfection.
✔ Neck Taped for Durability – Built to last, just like your newfound love for bidets.
✔ Made in the USA – Because real luxury should be accessible to all.

This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a movement for a fresher, happier world. Wear it, own it, and spread the clean revolution. 🚿😆💦

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.