Graphic Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Happy Bidet Tee | Mikey Yaw

Dry toilet paper is a scam, and this long sleeve graphic tee by Mikey Yaw makes that argument without saying a word. A smiley bidet, spraying with quiet conviction — it's the kind of shirt that rewards people who are actually paying attention. Soft, lightweight, and built to wear, not fold.

The Design

The happy bidet graphic sits somewhere between bathroom humor and cultural commentary — which is exactly where Mikey Yaw tends to operate. Clean lines, bold character work, and the kind of deadpan visual wit that fits the NYC streetwear sensibility the brand is built on. It's a novelty tee that doesn't embarrass itself.

Details

• Unisex long sleeve crewneck, relaxed everyday fit
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton — lightweight, soft, and broken in from the first wear
• Graphic printed with precision and durability in mind — colorfast through repeated washing
• True to size — size up if you want a looser, streetwear-leaning fit

How to Wear It

Layer it under an open flannel or wear it alone with wide-leg denim — either way, the graphic does the talking. It works as a conversation starter or a quiet inside joke, depending on who's around.

Made to Order

Printed when you buy it. No warehouse, no waste. Ships in 7–10 business days.