Earthwalk Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Product Description:

The Earthwalk Long Sleeve T-Shirt takes vacation chic to a whole new dystopian level, featuring an astronaut strolling along a desolate beach with a blazing orange sun—because nothing says “enjoy it while you can” quite like a future where sunscreen won’t save you. This shirt is for those who see the bigger picture and know that we’re all just tourists on a planet slowly melting into chaos.

Crafted from 100% combed and ringspun cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and perfect for contemplating where we went wrong (hint: fossil fuels).

Wear this if you:

✅ Love a little beachfront irony with your morning coffee
✅ Think climate change denial is so last century
✅ Enjoy long walks on the beach—before they become lava fields

Features (End-of-the-World Approved 🌊🔥):

✔ 100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton – Soft enough for climate anxiety, strong enough for reality.
✔ Sideseamed for a Better Fit – Because even existential crises deserve clean lines.
✔ Neck Taped for Durability – Lasts longer than most political promises.
✔ Made in the USA – For those who prefer locally made, unlike rising sea levels.

This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a wearable warning with a touch of humor. Wear it, own it, and remember: the future’s only as bleak as we let it be. 🌍✨🔥

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.