Mikey Yaw
Diabolical Long Sleeve Crewneck T-Shirt
Diabolical Long Sleeve T-Shirt: The Grift That Keeps on Giving 💸
When democracy took a lunch break, we got this. The Diabolical Long Sleeve T-Shirt captures the smirking face of America’s greatest con—a walking punchline with access to nuclear codes and a soft spot for fast food diplomacy. Think it couldn’t happen again? Spoiler alert: it totally could, because some people will fall for anything if it’s wrapped in a red hat and fake patriotism.
This tee’s for the skeptics, the survivors, and anyone who can spot a scam from a mile away—unlike 62 million voters who thought tax breaks for yachts sounded like a solid plan. Wear it as a warning: fool us once, shame on them. Fool us twice? We’re moving to Canada.
Wear This If You:
✅ Know a grifter when you see one.
✅ Find campaign rallies and clown shows disturbingly interchangeable.
✅ Have a dark sense of humor and no patience for the gullible masses.
Features:
- 100% Combed and Ringspun Cotton, because you deserve softness after years of chaos.
- Side-Seamed Fit, for when life’s twists and turns at least look good.
- Made in the USA, unlike offshore campaign contributions.
- Preshrunk, so it’ll never shrink as fast as public trust.
We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.
Long Sleeve Size Chart
| Measurement | SML | MED | LRG | XL | 2XL |
| Body Width (inches) | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22.5 | 22.5 |
| Full Body Length (inches) | 28 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 31 |
Product information
Orders are usually produced in about a week, with an additional week of shipping time. Average time from order to delivery is 7-10 business days. However, this may vary based on seasonal demands, shipping company, and your geographic location.
Upon shipment of your order, you will receive tracking information.
Should there be an issue with receiving your order, please refer to our return policy for more information.
International orders normally arrive within 2-4 weeks of shipping. Please note that these orders need to pass through the customs office in your country before they will be released for final delivery, which can occasionally cause additional delays. Once an order leaves our warehouse, carrier shipping delays may occur due to factors outside our control. We, unfortunately, can’t control how quickly an order arrives once it has left our warehouse. Contacting the carrier is the best way to get more insight into your package’s location and estimated delivery date.
