Mikey Yaw
Stinkin' Cool Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt
🦨 Stinkin’ Cool Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt: Fresh to Death (Literally)
Product Description:
Meet the Stinkin’ Cool Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt—proof that even a skunk can have main character energy. This isn’t just any woodland critter; this hipstered-out skunk is rocking round glasses, a vintage jacket, and an attitude that says, “Yeah, I smell… like effortless cool.”
Perfectly soft, breathable, and built for everyday wear, this tee is handmade to order, ensuring that no two stink exactly alike. Whether you’re sipping overpriced cold brew, debating vinyl vs. streaming, or just making your presence known, this tee has your back—literally.
Wear this tee if you:
✅ Appreciate good streetwear (even on wildlife)
✅Think “too cool to care” is an actual personality trait.
✅Believe that sometimes, a little funk is part of the aesthetic.
FEATURES (MORE RELIABLE THAN A LATE-NIGHT SCHEME):
✔ 100% Cotton Pre-Shrunk – Soft, breathable, and won’t shrink like your bank account after rent.
✔ 5.3 oz/yd² Fabric – Just the right weight for layering or running from the authorities.
✔ Neck Ribbing – Holds its shape better than your willpower at a bodega snack aisle.
✔ Side-Seamed, Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape – Stitched to last, unlike your last situationship.
✔ Double Needle Hems – Because details matter, even when you’re digging through life’s dumpster.
Spring/Summer 2025 is about embracing the chaos. The raccoon gets it. Do you?
👉 Get yours now—before this little guy out-hustles you.
We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.
Short Sleeve Size Chart
Measurement | SML | MED | LRG | XLG | 2XL | 3XL |
Body Width (inches) | 18-1/2 | 20-1/2 | 22-1/4 | 24 | 25-1/4 | 26-3/4 |
Body Length (inches) | 28 | 29-1/2 | 31 | 32-1/4 | 33 | 33 |
Product information
Orders are usually produced in about a week, with an additional week of shipping time. Average time from order to delivery is 7-10 business days. However, this may vary based on seasonal demands, shipping company, and your geographic location.
Upon shipment of your order, you will receive tracking information.
Should there be an issue with receiving your order, please refer to our return policy for more information.
International orders normally arrive within 2-4 weeks of shipping. Please note that these orders need to pass through the customs office in your country before they will be released for final delivery, which can occasionally cause additional delays. Once an order leaves our warehouse, carrier shipping delays may occur due to factors outside our control. We, unfortunately, can’t control how quickly an order arrives once it has left our warehouse. Contacting the carrier is the best way to get more insight into your package’s location and estimated delivery date.
Please see Return Policy for information on returns.
