Mikey Yaw
Aliens in America - 5 Years Later Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt
👽 Aliens in America: 5 Years Later T-Shirt: Super-Sized, Sofa-Fied, and Loving It 🛋️🍔🛸
Product Description:
The Aliens in America: 5 Years Later Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt is your snarky salute to fast-food culture and the universal truth that nobody escapes the couch-potato life—not even extraterrestrials. Featuring an alien couple lounging on a sofa, bloated from soda refills and deep-fried dreams, this tee reminds us that America’s true weapon of mass destruction is the combo meal.
Once mighty explorers of the galaxy, these aliens came in peace—then they discovered drive-thrus. Forget flying saucers. Now it’s all flying nuggets and discount shakes. Resistance is futile, but fries are forever.
Wear this if you:
✅ Believe freedom means unlimited fries and streaming subscriptions
✅ Think aliens came for world peace but stayed for drive-thru convenience
✅ Know there’s nothing more American than a Big Gulp and an oversized recliner
Features (Super-Sized Comfort Edition 🛋️🔥):
✔ 100% Cotton Preshrunk – Soft like a fresh donut, tough enough for accidental nap marathons.
✔ 5.3 oz/yd² Fabric Weight – Mid-weight, perfect for every commercial break snack run.
✔ Neck Ribbing & Side Seamed – Keeps its shape, unlike your workout schedule.
✔ Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape & Double Needle Hems – Reinforced for late-night debates over pizza toppings.
This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a tribute to life in the greatest nation on Earth (according to itself). Wear it, grab a soda, and embrace the red, white, and couch life. 🛋️🍔👽🔥
We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.
Short Sleeve Size Chart
| Measurement | SML | MED | LRG | XLG | 2XL | 3XL |
| Body Width (inches) | 18-1/2 | 20-1/2 | 22-1/4 | 24 | 25-1/4 | 26-3/4 |
| Body Length (inches) | 28 | 29-1/2 | 31 | 32-1/4 | 33 | 33 |
Product information
Orders are usually produced in about a week, with an additional week of shipping time. Average time from order to delivery is 7-10 business days. However, this may vary based on seasonal demands, shipping company, and your geographic location.
Upon shipment of your order, you will receive tracking information.
Should there be an issue with receiving your order, please refer to our return policy for more information.
International orders normally arrive within 2-4 weeks of shipping. Please note that these orders need to pass through the customs office in your country before they will be released for final delivery, which can occasionally cause additional delays. Once an order leaves our warehouse, carrier shipping delays may occur due to factors outside our control. We, unfortunately, can’t control how quickly an order arrives once it has left our warehouse. Contacting the carrier is the best way to get more insight into your package’s location and estimated delivery date.
