Alien Pizza Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt

👽🍕 Alien Eye Short Sleev Staple T-Shirt: Invasion by the Slice 🔥✨

Product Description:

The Alien Eye Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt is a ridiculously delicious take on alien invasion, featuring a slice of pizza with an eyeball smack in the middle. Because, obviously, the most efficient way for aliens to take over Earth is by disguising themselves as late-night cravings. One bite, and you’re theirs.

Made from 100% preshrunk cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and perfect for ironic movie nights, low-key pizza worship, and pondering your place in the cosmic food chain.

Wear this if you:

✅ Believe the truth is out there—and it’s stuffed crust
✅ Think pizza is life, even if it’s watching you
✅ Aren’t ready for the alien apocalypse, but at least you’ll be stylish

Features (Cheesy Comfort 👽🍕):

✔ 100% Cotton Preshrunk – Soft enough for lounging, durable enough for alien-proof style.
✔ 5.3 oz/yd² Fabric Weight – Mid-weight for all-season conspiracies.
✔ Neck Ribbing & Side Seamed – Holds its shape, even if reality doesn’t.
✔ Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape & Double Needle Hems – Built for lasting style, no matter how weird it gets.

This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a wearable warning about extraterrestrial carbs. Wear it, embrace the absurd, and remember: trust no slice. 👽🍕🔥

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.