Mikey Yaw
AI Bathroom Break Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt
🤖 AI Bathroom Break Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt: Sci-Fi’s Most Important Plot Twist—Toilet Time 🚽✨
Product Description:
The AI Bathroom Break Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt is a darkly funny peek into our AI-dominated future, where robots don’t just take over your job—they take coffee breaks, demand ergonomic chairs, and apparently need some personal time. Featuring a robot sitting on a toilet, this tee asks the real question: If the machines are in charge, who’s monitoring the bathrooms?
Soft, breathable, and made from 100% preshrunk cotton, it’s perfect for dystopian brainstorming sessions, sarcastic tech commentary, or preparing for the inevitable robot uprising. Spoiler: It’s not going to end well—but at least you’ll look great watching it unfold.
Wear this if you:
✅ Think the AI apocalypse will be fully automated… and slightly ridiculous
✅ Know the real future battle won’t be man vs. machine—it’ll be about who gets the last stall
✅ Enjoy dystopian humor served with a side of “we’re all doomed”
Features (Future-Proof Fashion 🚽🔥):
✔ 100% Cotton Preshrunk – Soft enough for contemplating humanity’s fate, durable enough for surviving the AI takeover.
✔ 5.3 oz/yd² Fabric Weight – Lightweight, because you’ll want to run fast when the robots go rogue.
✔ Neck Ribbing & Side Seamed – Holds its shape better than society.
✔ Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape & Double Needle Hems – Reinforced for collapsing infrastructures.
This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a cautionary tale wrapped in cotton and dipped in dystopian truth. Wear it, prepare for chaos, and remember: the robots aren’t just coming—they’re already here, taking bathroom breaks and everything else. 🤖🔥
We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.
Product information
Orders are usually produced in about a week, with an additional week of shipping time. Average time from order to delivery is 7-10 business days. However, this may vary based on seasonal demands, shipping company, and your geographic location.
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Should there be an issue with receiving your order, please refer to our return policy for more information.
International orders normally arrive within 2-4 weeks of shipping. Please note that these orders need to pass through the customs office in your country before they will be released for final delivery, which can occasionally cause additional delays. Once an order leaves our warehouse, carrier shipping delays may occur due to factors outside our control. We, unfortunately, can’t control how quickly an order arrives once it has left our warehouse. Contacting the carrier is the best way to get more insight into your package’s location and estimated delivery date.
