Abstract Geometric Shapes Unisex Bomber Jacket

🟥🟡 ORDER? LOGIC? STABILITY? NEVER HEARD OF THEM. 🟢🔷: Abstract Geometric Shapes Unisex Bomber Jacket

Product Description:

Life doesn’t make sense, so why should your jacket? The Abstract Geometric Shapes Unisex Bomber Jacket is a beautiful mess of colorful geometric patterns clashing against a crisp white background—because if the world is going to be one big, unpredictable disaster, at least your fit can be intentional.

Triangles, squares, circles—somehow all existing in the same space without completely falling apart. (Unlike... well, everything else.) It’s bold, vibrant, and refuses to conform, just like you. Or at least like you aspire to be while you quietly panic about literally everything.

FEATURES (BECAUSE EVEN CHAOS NEEDS GOOD DESIGN):

✔ 100% Polyester – Structure in a world that has none.
✔ Brushed Fleece Interior – Soft and warm, because emotional warmth is harder to find.
✔ Unisex Fit – Looks good on everyone, unlike society’s current trajectory.
✔ Overlock Seams – Stitched together better than your last plan.
✔ Sturdy Neck Tape – Because at least something should keep it together.
✔ Silver YKK Zipper – More reliable than any public service system.
✔ Two Self-Fabric Pockets – Store your essentials: phone, wallet, existential crises.

Spring/Summer 2025 is shapeless chaos with no clear direction. You know what? Might as well match.

👉 Get yours now—before reality fully unravels.

We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.